{"id":192,"date":"2011-06-25T17:36:42","date_gmt":"2011-06-26T00:36:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ladyjessop.com\/?p=192"},"modified":"2011-06-25T17:40:21","modified_gmt":"2011-06-26T00:40:21","slug":"email-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ladyjessop.com\/?p=192","title":{"rendered":"Email Bitch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s time to bitch about email.&#160; I spend the majority of my workday reading and writing email.&#160; When I\u2019m not doing that I\u2019m<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/rmgimages\/4660273582\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; float: right; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"email\" border=\"0\" alt=\"email\" align=\"right\" src=\"http:\/\/ladyjessop.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/email1.jpg\" width=\"244\" height=\"183\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p> working on projects I\u2019m going to <em>send<\/em> by email.&#160; I use email a lot.&#160; I want to bitch about it.&#160;&#160; What\u2019s my big email problem? Nonsense email.&#160; That\u2019s my big email problem.&#160; <\/p>\n<p>Nonsense email is what I call all the email that crowds up my inbox that didn\u2019t need to be sent in the first place.&#160; There\u2019s tons of different categories that nonsense email can be grouped into.&#160; Right now but I\u2019m going to focus on the two I hate the most.&#160; They are \u201cthank you\u201d and \u201cI\u2019ll get back to you\u201d emails.&#160; <\/p>\n<p><strong>Thank You Emails<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not talking about the \u201cThank you for meeting with me today so I could try to sell you my useless product\u201d email.&#160; While I do consider this to be nonsense email I tolerate it because that\u2019s what you have to do if you\u2019re in sales.&#160; No.&#160; I\u2019m talking about the one word \u201cthanks\u201d email.&#160; Granted, sometimes a \u201cthanks\u201d email is merited.&#160; I\u2019ll admit I send them myself on occasion, usually in response to an email with information I\u2019ve been hounding the person about for weeks.&#160; And sometimes at the end of a lengthy email discussion chain a \u201cthanks\u201d from your manager or an executive is a nice wrap up.&#160; <\/p>\n<p>But there are people, and we all work with them, who overuse the \u201cthanks\u201d email.&#160; I get them all the time from the same people.&#160; Sometimes they are directed to me specifically or worse, they are a \u201cthanks\u201d spamming me and 50 other people on the same email chain.&#160; I hate this!&#160; It\u2019s a waste of time and energy.&#160; <\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t try to justify this with the old \u201cyou want to acknowledge that you\u2019ve received the email\u201d excuse.&#160; As the sender of the originating email let me assure you, <em>I know you received my email and if I want you to acknowledge that you\u2019ve received it I\u2019ll ask<\/em>.&#160; <\/p>\n<p><strong>I\u2019ll get back to you Emails<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I get these in response to emails I send to people asking for information.&#160; They say things like \u201cLet me look into this and get back to you\u201d&#160; and they usually come back within minutes of the request.&#160; Like the one word \u201cthanks\u201d emails, they usually come from the same people.&#160; <\/p>\n<p>Once again people try to justify this type of nonsense by saying \u201cI am very busy and I can\u2019t always get people their information right away.\u201d&#160; As the sender of the email who is also very busy let me give you a tip:&#160; <em>If you stop wasting time sending nonsense emails you might be more efficient.<\/em>&#160; <\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d like to say I hate these emails more than the \u201cthanks\u201d emails but for the fact that \u201cI\u2019ll get back to you\u201d emails actually serve a purpose.&#160; Nine times out of ten the person doesn\u2019t get back to me as promised.&#160; Luckily I have their written statement that I can reply back to three days later reminding them to get me my information.&#160; If I\u2019m feeling particularly bitchy I\u2019ll cc the boss.&#160; <\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t hate nonsense emails just because they waste time and crowd my inbox.&#160; I hate them more because they are a sign of&#160; what the corporate world has become: a group of people with short attention spans desperately trying to assure the world that they are, in fact, productive and working.&#160; I\u2019d like to expand on this point but first\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Let me look in this and get back to you.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks!&#160; <\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\">*Image by <\/font><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/rmgimages\/4660273582\/\"><font size=\"1\">RambergMediaImages<\/font><\/a><font size=\"1\">&#160; (<\/font><a href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-sa\/2.0\/deed.en\"><font size=\"1\">CC BY-SA 2.0<\/font><\/a><font size=\"1\">)<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\"><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\"><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\"><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\"><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\"><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\"><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\"><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\"><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\"><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\"><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\"><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\"><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\"><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\"><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s time to bitch about email.&#160; I spend the majority of my workday reading and writing email.&#160; When I\u2019m not doing that I\u2019m working on projects I\u2019m going to send by email.&#160; I use email a lot.&#160; I want to bitch about it.&#160;&#160; What\u2019s my big email problem? 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