{"id":246,"date":"2011-11-01T21:58:49","date_gmt":"2011-11-02T04:58:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ladyjessop.com\/?p=246"},"modified":"2011-11-01T21:58:49","modified_gmt":"2011-11-02T04:58:49","slug":"do-it-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ladyjessop.com\/?p=246","title":{"rendered":"Do It Right"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jerry and I made a pact early on in our marriage: we don\u2019t buy each other gifts for holidays and birthdays.&#160; It\u2019s a pact that works out quite well, especially for me when Jerry decides to break the pact.&#160; Because when Jerry buys me a gift he does it right.&#160; Like this year for my birthday, he bought me a car.&#160; Yes you read that right, Jerry bought me a car.&#160; A <em>new<\/em> car.&#160; A 2012 Ford Focus.&#160; Not only that but it was a complete surprise.&#160;&#160; <\/p>\n<p>He bought the car in secret last Saturday when I was at the hairdresser.&#160; He was still gone when I got home but I thought he was&#160; at Fry\u2019s Electronics.&#160; It was about 4pm when he got back and we decided to go out for an early dinner at our favorite pizza place in San Leandro.&#160; Halfway to the pizza place Jerry decided to stop at the Ford Dealership on Marina Boulevard.&#160; \u201cLet\u2019s kill a little time before getting that pizza,\u201d he suggested.&#160; <\/p>\n<p>We start walking the lot and as expected a sales guy approaches.&#160; \u201cI hate these guys,\u201d&#160; Jerry mumbles.&#160; <\/p>\n<p>\u201cWelcome to the Ford Store!\u201d You could see the sales guy gearing up for his pitch.&#160; \u201cHow can I help you folks?\u201d&#160; <\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe\u2019re here to look at the Focus,\u201d Jerry told him.&#160; \u201cMy wife has been nagging me to get one for her.\u201d&#160; (I have not!)&#160; <\/p>\n<p>So the guy took us to a white Ford Focus, Jerry handed me a key and said \u201cThere\u2019s your new car honey.\u201d&#160; <a href=\"http:\/\/ladyjessop.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/car.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; float: right; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"car\" border=\"0\" alt=\"car\" align=\"right\" src=\"http:\/\/ladyjessop.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/car_thumb.jpg\" width=\"165\" height=\"272\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#160; was confused as hell.&#160; What new car?&#160; We were just there killing time before dinner.&#160; <\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo we\u2019re going to go for a test drive?\u201d&#160; I asked.&#160; <\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere\u2019s not test drive,\u201d&#160; Jerry said.&#160; \u201cYou\u2019re going to drive it home.\u201d&#160; <\/p>\n<p>Suddenly I was surrounded by Ford salesmen congratulating me on my new car. 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