{"id":797,"date":"2015-09-13T17:56:56","date_gmt":"2015-09-14T00:56:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ladyjessop.com\/?p=797"},"modified":"2019-07-27T17:30:42","modified_gmt":"2019-07-28T00:30:42","slug":"sleepless-in-carson-city","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ladyjessop.com\/?p=797","title":{"rendered":"Sleepless in Carson City"},"content":{"rendered":"

I\u2019ve been up all night with an insomniac cat.\u00a0 I know that Mrs. B has had plans to secretly kill me for some time now.\u00a0 I realize now that this, THIS is how she will do it.\u00a0 I will die of sleep deprivation.<\/p>\n

This is one of the reasons why I do not like coming up here and when I do, it\u2019s why I stress about bringing the cat with me.\u00a0 Because the weather was very hot yesterday we had to sleep in our one air conditioned room with the door closed.\u00a0 This did not sit well with Mrs. B at all.\u00a0 In addition to being stressed about being far from home (I hear you Mrs. B, believe me!) Mrs. B\u00a0does not like closed doors and freaked out as soon as we turned the lights out and went to sleep.\u00a0 She crawled out from her spot from under the bed and began pacing around the room meowing and begging for me to get up.<\/p>\n

I tried giving her some kitty xanax but that stuff did nothing.\u00a0 NOTHING!\u00a0 I eventually got up and hung out with her for a while, playing with her and brushing her and then just sat while we glared at each other.\u00a0 Every time I tried to curl up on the couch (a very small couch\u2026the only piece of furniture we have in the living room) Mrs. B would freak out and start meowing.<\/p>\n

She eventually let me sleep at 2am but woke me again at 4am.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s about 6pm now and what do you think?\u00a0 Mrs. B is passed out next to me on the couch.\u00a0 I should totally wake her ass up.\u00a0 Karma\u2019s a bitch Mrs. B.<\/p>\n

\"Mrs.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n

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I\u2019ve been up all night with an insomniac cat.\u00a0 I know that Mrs. B has had plans to secretly kill me for some time now.\u00a0 I realize now that this, THIS is how she will do it.\u00a0 I will die of sleep deprivation. This is one of the reasons why I do not like coming […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[61,62,63],"class_list":["post-797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-carson-city","tag-jessopland-2-0","tag-mrs-b"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ladyjessop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ladyjessop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ladyjessop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ladyjessop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ladyjessop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=797"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/ladyjessop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":932,"href":"http:\/\/ladyjessop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797\/revisions\/932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ladyjessop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ladyjessop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ladyjessop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}