I’m probably the last person who should be giving wardrobe advice but this is important:
Never trust the dressing room mirrors when trying on v-necked tops. They will lie to you. If you really want to know how your new v-necked top fits wear it to work. On a day when you have lots of meetings. Sometime around noon you will realize that the top is cut way too low and needed to be worn with a camisole underneath. I’ve tried this at least five times now. It works.
Haven’t you ever seen the “Boob Apron?” by the way, thisnis NSFW. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4
I need to get me some of those! And yeah, don’t listen to this at work.
Never trust a dressing room mirror – period! They have magic mirrors that make you look so good that you buy the clothes or so bad that you rush to the food court for an Orange Julius! Dressing room mirrors are never to be trusted.