Dear Mother Nature,
As you may already know, today is June 1st. As you are also already aware it is 50 degrees outside and raining in California. Because of this people are still turning on the heat in their homes. Others are avoiding the purchase of cute summer outfits.
Based on our calculations it appears that your calendar is stuck on February. Please look into this and make appropriate adjustments.
Thank you in advance for your cooperation in this matter.
Very truly yours,